It’s sad that my mum is cooler than me.
being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.
im gonna like ur selfie even if u didnt like mine to show whos the better person
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
You either die Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward.
ring around the rosie
pocket full of
This pun is the sole reason multifandom blogs were invented.
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE